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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

JOKES


Peter Charles
SOMETHING FOR PANAS/NATIVES TO LEARN FROM THIS STORIES.

A man spoke with the Lord about heaven and hell. The Lord said to the man, "Come, I will show you hell." They entered a room where a group of people sat around a huge pot of stew. Everyone was famished, desperate and starving. Each held a spoon that reached the pot, but each spoon had a handle so much longer than their arms that it could not be used to get the stew into their own mouths. The suffering was terrible.

"Come, now I will show you heaven," the Lord said after a while. They entered another room, identical to the first - the pot of stew, the group of people, the same long-handled spoons. But there everyone was happy and well-nourished.

"I don't understand," said the man. "Why are they happy here when they were miserable in the other room and everything was the same?"

The Lord smiled, "Ah, it is simple," he said. "Here they have learned to feed each other."
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    • Yafta Musa Rakan2 fb yg budiman lagi bijaksana,mempersoal surga dan neraka adalah antara iman perbuatan kita dimuka bumi dan selebih mengetahui kedudukan kita adalah Tuhan pencipta alam semesta..dlm kristian kematian dan kebangkitan org2 yg percaya pada Yesus akan berlaku dan penghakiman yg maha telus akan berlaku,iman tanpa perbuatan adalah kaku manakala iman berserta perbuatan akan mendapat kehidupan kekal yakni masuk surga dan duduk bersama Bapa,manakala yg berdosa akan menerima upahnya dineraka selamanya...saya bersetuju dgn brader Peter utk mengulang dan terus mengulang kerana ramai anak2 negeri masih lena dlm tidur maka sesuailah utk membangkit dan membangunkan...cthnya;jatuh bangunnya sesuatu perkara bermula dari asasnya maka kita harus sering2 menunjukkan jalan keluarnya..kita lihat guru2 mengajar anak muridnya perkara yg sama akan diulang2kan ini bertujuan menyedarkan akan betapa pentingnya ulang kaji...berbalik kpd topik di atas maka saya andaikan kita seperti anak2 sekolah yg akan melalui proses sedemikian....
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    • Biris Loh Biris PC/AAK...Kamu cari di Channel AWANI, tepat jam 2359 hari malam Jumaat.. Surat Kabar Tamil Nandu.Muka surat 56 sampai 71.5. 30thFeb2011. Kamu cari di sana. Sent by DiGi from my BlackBerry® Smartphone
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    • Peter Charles Thanks Biris. Channel Awani ya? Surat kabar Tamil? Mana saya pandai baca bahasa tu bro? Nanti Bro. Alang2 saja translate. Cheers saja to you and our Datuk.
      7 hours ago ·
    • Datuk Karim Ghani Its money ,weapon sales and trial,and power Anan,Smallfish become no fish.so don't get exited n naik darah.be happy n no worry. Hell n heaven are constant but hell under BN is hell unpredictable.
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    • Datuk Karim Ghani When you make provocative jokes you should expect saucy respond.the American people are like you n me its their govt that are making decision which poke their noses at people business.May be that's what power is all about ?Pet
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    • Peter Charles Datuk, if you said and look at the jokes as a provocative, then i do not understand why have become a Leader before....
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    • James Yong Michael Xcuse, I want 2 menyampuk lagi ni.....
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    • James Yong Michael I believe, we were going nowhere by arguing on so little thing here. Sya nampak ada nama parti politik sudah masuk dlm topik ini sudah. What a smart & brilliant thinking from our natives...!?
      48 minutes ago ·
    • Peter Charles Datuk.. Maybe and just maybe but it could be true too that Datuk got provoke by this joke because Datuk and the few great friends you once have is the people who even stood in front of the large pot with full of food but yet cannot managed to eat it. Even you Datuk who once hold the Golden Pot, plates,cups,Spoon, folk and knives and with you once great friend has the greatest opportunities but yet you and your once great friend was famished, desperate and starving. If only you all did what the others has done...... Datuk and your once great friend would have been different. If only Datuk have seen this jokes somewhere in 1993 , It could have been different for many people and for Datuk too. It also depend how Datuk is translating, digesting and taking this joke.They are a few here in PANAS like Bro.Alang2, Bro James Yong Michael, Bro Dullie Marie, Bro Simon, Bro Taman Minda and few more who have narrated, digested, explained in a different ways to get the stories as near as it is but yet Datuk ask us to watch news in the TV and to read newspaper. I know from the beginning that Datuk got provoke from this joke...... To understand the stories/jokes Datuk, one does not need to even to be a SPM graduate. Even my 4 years old son understood the stories like Bro James Yong has shared too. But i am very sorry Datuk if this joke come too late to you and to some. At least you could impair and caution those peoples who you think need this joke Datuk. It is still not too late Datuk. We need people like you Datuk to shared all what you have not achieve and achieve. It is akin to your question to me once.........WHO ARE THE PEOPLE WHO CAME BACK FROM HEAVEN AND HELL TO EARTH.I WISH THEY IS DATUK.Like Bro Dullie Marie has shared too. So Datuk has that experience.
      44 minutes ago ·
    • James Yong Michael Cucu pasti parti politik tdk menjanjikan kita p mana2, even hell or heaven!
      44 minutes ago ·
    • Stephen Sabala ‎,....somehow ,somewhere,....Pc you have remainded those,...a proveb says .....sesal dahulu pendapatan sesal kemudian tak berguna...and also ,..siapa makan lada dia merasa pedas,...
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